TradeAFK

Trade while you're AFK

An AI trading desk that reads crypto Twitter, the news and the charts, and trades while you're AFK.

Not financial advice. Automated trading based on social consensus and theoretical models. You can lose all funds. Your risk.

What you get

CT consensusSignals from traders on crypto Twitter, scored into one read.

Auto tradingThe bot can trade with stop losses and size caps.

Macro news guardWars, tariffs, and the Fed can pause new entries.

PortfolioAllocate across savings yield, the S&P, and stocks.

Trade journalEvery trade is written down so the desk can learn from it.

Paper modeTry the desk with simulated trades before anything is live.

Simple feeTradeAFK charges 1% per trade.

Paper / simulated

Reading the paper book…

A score is not a return. These are market quotes, not results.

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